TOPICAL #1

Fake death in a global pandemic!

Though, aren't good works

The way to heaven on earth 🌎?

Such trying times as these

May our grandparents

Never see...

"Try harder,"

My severed head

Goes rolling by to lullaby you.

[NOTES: This fragmentary pile of rhyme does need tender apologies to Sir Ridley Scott. The ellipsis that ends the second verse, which contains an allusion to death is a expression of a personal  superstition, and predicated on this copy writing advice by the great Gracie Allen: "Never put a period where God put an ellipsis."]