SAMANTHA TO CHARLOTTE (WITH MIRANDA LOOKING ON, ASKANCE)

"An appletini, of course. Hold the foreskin!

Just like that!

"No, it's a momentary whim.

I was thinking of young Will.

"All alone in New York City. His family is like that...

Well, so is his new beau, 

"That Iraqi man from Avenue D.

Now, his people are Chaldean -

"Yum! Big handsome bear of a man. 

He's perfect for Will, except for the woman...

"Near as I can tell, there's an arrangement:

'As long as I'm not around,' she doubtless says..."

[NOTE: Never not a Sex and the City fan, and I adore appletinis! I imaginethis scene at the Pershing Square café, with a 📷 perfect view of the Mrs. Aristotle Onassis entry to Grand Central Terminal, near the 5 train - hence, Samantha's broaching the subject of a mutual friend, the poet.]