TARNATION, LOUISE!

Why may I not be addressed like any other?

And what has it to do

With the price of tea in China?

Or with the price of castor beans, for that matter?

I'm quite sure and certain the varmint 

In question is not manufacturing hair care products. 

It's a gas, freedom! First pioneered by worthless Nazis, 

The process should prove deadly

To the ambitious millionaire's technicians. 

Passive aggressive federal law enforcement 

Necessitates that the lesson to be learned is mortal, I'm afraid...

[NOTE: I have been severely vexed since stumbling quite by accident upon a castor bean growing operation in rural Northern California about four years ago. No one from the FBI or Homeland Security has talked to me about my insane shrieking that this exists! I can guess roughly what's going on, but I contend that it is asinine in the extreme that I have not been contacted and interviewed. There really could not be an excuse. Yes, from partisan skirmishes in Western Oregon to synagogue shootings in Pennsylvania and elsewhere, these United States are currently in the throes of troubles. All the more reason for the current Executive to be defiant and unyielding in the face of the Right, and not to tolerate even ever so briefly the domestic production of sarin gas and ricin. Nazi scum must die!]