AMERICAN PSYCHO

[NOTE: my brother Eric Way helped lay the seed for this one, when he suggested long ago that Johnny Cash's hit song alluded to herein is about a serial killer, which I know is pretty lurid... It's part revenge fantasy on Bret Easton Ellis's Patrick Bateman, as well as tacit acknowledgement that I strongly suspect my ex-lover Dr. Jon Eichelberger has been and continues to be up to what is serious nogoodnik stuff... Please help me and my family.]