ME AND MICKEY ROURKE AT THE BAR

I won't be "gross" -

Please, nigga, we live by Winwood!

Show some class, now!

You know my ass is yours

For life, man! They

Called me, "homeslice"!

No, see, it's not that.

It's that I want to sit next to you,

And just be quiet forever, 

You fantastic fucking tomcat!

[NOTE: Apologies from this former Californian to the inestimable Mr. Rourke, who has at times made much healthy,  hygienic, and beneficial masturbation possible - this girl can't help it, dawg!)